Baffled. Absolutely dumfounded. How did I not know that this place existed.This commercial is worthy of an Oscar (that’s what they do for commercials, right?). “Loss of sexual partners” “An inability to see your penis” and “Mild death” are laugh out loud funny. Just in case you were still wondering why mostly every other country in the world that isn’t America, hates America, it’s because of shit like this. Weigh more than 350 lbs? Come get our Quadruple Bypass Burger (yes that’s actually a thing, that they have a single, double, triple, and quadruple of) and eat it for free. Every day. Forever. Weigh 350+, you eat for free. They legit have a scale in the middle of the restaurant where, if you think you weight more than that magical number, then you weigh in on the spot. They’re slogan is “taste to die for”. I was talking before about telling things how it is in the Channing Tatum article, and this is the perfect example. Like hey, are you a glutinous fatass who loves food? Come eat our sloppy burgers for free. Heart Attack Grill isn’t gonna lie to you. They just want you to come in and enjoy being fat. What a god damn country. Well played guys, well played.
PS – How sick is Vegas. Prostitution is legal, you can either loose all the money you have in a night or become a millionaire, and you can enjoy being fat fuck at the Heart Attack Grill. I need to get to Vegas stat. Score one for the fat guys.
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