Archive for the ‘Fun’ Category

Well there you have it. When you cut a giant rubber band ball in half, which looks like it is a lot harder than you would think, it looks like you are popping a giant zit. At least that’s what I thought of, call me crazy. Saw this on I Fucking Love Science late last night and just thought it was pretty cool. Don’t really have much else to say about it, just felt like sharing it with y’all. Oh yea, and I Fucking Love Science is a pretty cool page to follow on Facebook, always a ton of dope shit on it, if you’re into that whole science and life thing were living.

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Well that’s one way to spend your Sunday afternoon waiting for the late games to start. I’ll let Kevin Harlan take it from here.

With no regard for human life is right. Absolute power move. Never really understood the whole tossing salad thing personally. I guess getting your buttonhole licked wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world, but being the person doing the licking just makes absolutely zero sense to me. But hey, don’t hate the player, hate the game. Gotta respect this guys dedication.

P.S. This would literally only happen at a Detroit Lions game. Fucking Detroit man. Say what you want but those guys are sick fucks and I’ll take them on my team any day of the week.

Laugh out loud funny. I don’t think I’ve ever in my life seen a commercial that more accurately portrays the product that it is selling. Anyone on Tinder looking for love is fooling themselves. Sure, you might come across a person that you want to fuck who also wants to fuck you that happens to have some things in common with you. But that’s basically just a bonus. Girls are on tinder cuz they’re looking for some dick. Guys are on tinder cuz they want a nice poon to slide up into. Everyone with a brain knows that and this commercial just solidifies it. Well done.

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/girl-became-instagram-sensation-1-155410787.html

“What’s a follower?”

These were the words Kayla Itsines, now a global internet fitness sensation, said when she was told she had reached her first 100 fans on Instagram.

Now with 1.7 million followers on Instagram, 915,000 likes on Facebook and 163,000 followers on Twitter, you would never think this social media queen originally thought Instagram was simply an app for storing photos privately.

“I didn’t even think about it at the time. I used Instagram and had my own blog but, I know this sounds stupid, but I didn’t know people could see what I was uploading,” she recalls.

Give me a fucking break toots. Just documenting pictures of your flat abs, toned figure, fantastic butt, etc. etc. for the fuck of it? Like what did you think Instagram was? Your own Photo Booth? Its called fucking social media. Social being kind of an important part of that. I’m not going to even get into the whole article because the shit she says just pisses me off, but feel free to click on the link on the top and read for yourselves. Kayla, I was born in the morning, but it wasn’t this morning sweetheart. You aren’t fooling anyone. Just admit you’re another girl posting sexy pics on the internet to get famous and we can all accept you for who you are. Try to pull a fast one on us all by saying you didn’t know people could see your Instagram photo’s and you instantly become the worst kind of person.

P.S. Here is the link to her Instagram http://instagram.com/kayla_itsines feel free to comment on her page letting her know how you feel

Ahh the wonderful world of technology we live in nowadays. It allows us to do so many things. All this information at the tip of our fingers. News readily available within seconds of it happening. But perhaps the best thing that technology gives us these days is pure, unadulterated entertainment. Take Twitter for instance. Athletes and celebrities makings themselves look like absolute retards. People tweeting about getting cheated on is all the rage right now, and they come off looking like assholes. And then we have stories like this one, where you get a 61-year-old basketball coach who has made a hell of a name for himself over his years on the sidelines. One of the more respected coaches in the entire country for sure. Bobby Huggins. He was on twitter, more than likely because he had to be. Just scrolling through his timeline when @getaddictedanal threw up a promoted post about anal porn. So, naturally, old Bobby thought to himself, “well I certainly do love some good old fashioned anal porn, I’m going to go ahead and favorite this. It will only stay between me and @getaddicted anal, maybe they’ll see this and send some poon my way”. Little did Huggins know, that type of thing doesn’t just stay a secret. In fact, its just one click away from everyone finding out. Which is exactly what happened.

Boated Huggins Anal 2

Gotta fucking love it.

Well its not everyday that you stumble upon a story quite like this. As many American Dream stories start off, things were not looking good for this guy, who at this point remains nameless. Lets just call him Benton for the fuck of it. Guy seems like a Benton. Anyways, Benton was not happy with his life. Not happy at all. In fact, he was so depressed, that he decided to take a trip to Mexico barbiturates for, as he described in his post on Reddit, “a humane and peaceful death”. What happened next young Benton had no intention of happening, but by some act of God came to be. Here is Benton’s full post on Reddit describing the sequence of events.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.

Well there you have it folks. Feeling depressed about your shitty life and contemplating just ending it all? Take a nice trip to Mexico, buy some coke from a cab driver, and spend the next 7 days railing out hookers, blowing coke off of titties and ass, popping Viagra, and violently drinking tequila. I promise you somewhere along the lines you’ll realize that life isn’t all that bad. If it can work for my guy Benton, it can work for you. Sure, you might come home with every STD known to man, and probably some new ones that modern science had previously never seen. But hey, better alive than dead right? Thats a saying I think. Now personally, I would go of the route of just taking a step back and realizing that there are billions of people who have it way worse than we do in America, no matter how shitty we might think things are going, and just think of all the things that I could be thankful for that I tend to take for granted. And then take a couple deep breaths and decide suicide really isn’t the way to go. But hey, different strokes for different folks. You wanna go have a “coke-fuled orgy” with a bunch of Mexican strippers, you go right ahead and do that. Benton is a modern day hero in my book, so I can’t fault you for following in his footsteps. This is America after all. Well, until its Mexico. Whatever. End of rant.

Well that was hot. Leah Jung just doing the damn thing. Two things to take away from this video. One, to the chick who works at Forever 21. Be better at your job. Those aren’t real jeans and you clearly realize that you don’t have those “jeans” in your store, so don’t just blindly tell a customer to check downstairs. Christ. And secondly, to the bozo at the end, first congratulations on being able to tell that she wasn’t really wearing pants and that ass is off the chains. But seriously be more of a little bitch when you get caught trying to take an ass pic. You’ve got to own that shit and try to pull her number. Buns like those don’t come around every day, so when they do, you need to man up and figure out a way to penetrate. Fucking people these days…