Figured it was time to take a second to talk about my favorite football team, the Green Bay Packers, and my favorite quarterback, Aaron Rodgers. Rodgers is having an absolute boner maker of a season, currently sitting atop the MVP race. He leads the league with a passer rating of 118.6, more than 10 points better than the next closest QB. Just to give you an idea of how good that really is, only 3 other times in the history of the NFL has someone finished the season with a better passer rating. Last year randomly Nick Foles finished with 119.2, Peyton Manning finished with 121.1 in 2004, and the best passer rating ever was none other than Aaron Rodgers back in 2011, with 122.5. That also happened to be the last time he won the MVP. With 4 games left in the season, including this Monday Night’s game against the worst passing defense in the league, the Falcons, he’s looking to improve on those numbers. Rodgers isn’t leading the league in passing yards, he’s currently sitting surprisingly at 7th, but he is leading the league in passing yards per attempt. Only reason he isn’t higher in passing yards is because we have been absolutely blowing teams out of the water recently and have been able to basically just run the clock out in second half of games. As far as touchdowns go, he has 32, good enough for third, 2 behind Luck and 4 behind Manning (not Eli). But when you look at INT’s, Luck has thrown 11 and Manning (again, not Eli) has thrown 9. Rodgers? Only 3. All three have come in losses, all three have come on the road, and all three were on deflected passes, one in the opening week vs Seattle that went off of Jordy Nelson’s hands, and two coming against the Saints, both after Rodgers pulled his hamstring which greatly limited his mobility, which is essential to his style of play. Now pass deflections are part of the game, so are injuries, so I’m not making excuses, all I’m saying is the Rodgers is deadly accurate with the football. If you watched us beat the Pats this past Sunday, then you saw literally a perfect game by Rodgers. Every single pass he threw was exactly where it needed to be. And he just makes it look so damn easy, that’s the scariest part about it. As good as he has been in general this season, his stats at home are just stupid. When playing at Lambeau, his passer rating jumps from 118.6 to a ridiculous 134.4, and he’s thrown 20 touchdowns and an incredible 0 interceptions. And with our win against the Pats, it’s looking like we’re going to lock up home field advantage throughout the playoffs. That doesn’t bode well for any of the other teams in the NFC, because we are out scoring opponents 245-106 at home this year. All in all, it’s a hell of a good time to be a Packers fan, and I can’t wait to watch Rodgers work his magic the rest of the way.
Oh yea, and if his domination of the entire league wasn’t enough, he’s also fucking Olivia Munn. Why not kick us all while we’re down?
And yes those are actual texts she sent to the last dude who’s dick she was wrecking. Fucking A man