Archive for the ‘Today’s Boner’ Category

Never heard of Love Magazine before but if they can get an absolute smoke bomb like Alessandra Ambrosio to go topless and struggle taking her jeans off, then they can play on my team any day of the week. Also, apparently this was some kind of “Advent” video or some shit. Nothing says advent and christmas like a sexy girl stripping down to barely nothing. Tis the season to be naked.

If she walked into a bar, I’d consider giving her a second look, perhaps.

 

Boner city. Population: every living creature in the Milky Way Galaxy. For all those who thought Kate Upton has lost it, I have nothing to say to you except “pah”.

Morning Wood

Posted: December 5, 2014 by snipe in Today's Boner
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Not awful looking.

Wipe that crusty filth out of the inside of your boxers and apologize to Abigail for such a disappointing performance.

 

Morning Wood

Posted: December 3, 2014 by snipe in Today's Boner

That disappointing thing in your pants is brought to you this morning by Devin Brugman. Decent if you’re into perfect 112s out of 10s I guess. Meh.

 

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Yes, yup, and mhm. Fantastic knockers on this smokeshow. Just a textbook brunette, and I love me a brunette. Miss July 2012 playmate in case any of you were wondering, and for good reason, as you can obviously see. Score one for America, looks like we actually made something right. Not something I’m very used to seeing these days.