Posts Tagged ‘Parenting’

It’s been a hot minute since I did one of these. Figured it was about time to bring this age old game, because I’m what some people refer to as #smart. And today it’s coming back with a bang, pun intended. This one is going to be a little difficult to wrap your heads around, so I apologize in advanced. Most of you will probably think that I’m a sick fuck, and to be completely honest, you probably wouldn’t be too far off from the truth. Sorry I’m not sorry. As some famous person somewhere said one time, its better to be weird than to be boring, or something along those lines. Anyways, lets get to the question at hand: Would you rather have your dad walk in on you fucking your dog, or your dog walk in on you fucking your dad. Obviously I could do without either of those things happen, but that’s not the point of this wonderful game. So, option A – have your dad walk in on you fucking your dog. On the plus side, your dog could be a girl, in which case she would technically have a pussy. On the downside, your fucking a dog so your dad knows that your a real weirdo, and not in a good way. Option B – have your dog walk in on your fucking your dad. On the plus side, your dog can’t talk so nobody would ever know that you rail out your pops. On the downside, your putting your dick in the man who’s little sperm buddies created you. Not exactly a good look, by any stretch of the imagination. I gotta go with option A on this one. Yea my dad would never look at me the same, but he might be so ashamed that he never tells anyone, so you can just chalk it up in the loss column and move along. Plus, we’ve all made that one mistake in the past where you were so blacked out that you slid your ding dong into some chick who might as well be a dog, so whatever. I just don’t think it’s at all possible to come back from fucking your dad, even if no one else knew about it. Plus, your dog would never look at you the same. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Dog fucking for the win!

 

 

 

 

Don’t really have much to say about this video. Just that I think otters are fucking sick. And I think it’s pretty funny that the mom is just dunking her kid and dragging him through the water. Magine if that how we taught our kids how to swim?

 

I know what your thinking. “Aw what a cute video” and blah blah blah. Not me. This dumb broad and father piss me off. No fucking shit you can’t reach the moon it’s literally 238,900 miles away. I don’t care if you’re reaching as high as you can and jumping. You couldn’t even grab a cookie out of the cookie jar on the kitchen counter. Good luck with grabbing the moon. Oh yea, your also trying to fit 14.6 million square miles in your stupid little hand. Idiot. You’re Asian, have some fucking self respect, you should be way smarter than that. And then her dad keeps encouraging her to try to grab it. Like hey pops, you probably shouldn’t be filling your daughter’s with ridiculous shit that she will never accomplish in her life. Just setting her up for failure. Great parenting dick head. I’m glad she’s dejected and sad because she can’t reach it. Serves her right. Probably a feeling that will be all too familiar as she goes through life thinking she can catch moon’s in her hand and god knows what else.

 

This week’s Throwback track is Fabolous ft. Nate Dogg – Can’t Deny It. This song simply gets it fucking cracking. Even to this day, if I’m anywhere and I hear this song come on, I just start going BUCK WILD. For starters the one and only Nate Dogg (RIP) is on the hook. Easily the best dude to ever make a living out of just singing choruses. Top 5 voices of all time. Every time he comes on now, I pour out some for the homie, and now my mom’s yelling at me because she walked in while I was dumping Miller High Life on the kitchen floor. Sorry Mom…..sorry I’m not sorry! It’s fucking Nate Dizzy, what do you expect! On top of that, just classic Fab spitting, punch line after punch line, clever metaphors. And this beat is an absolute game changer. Just picture BUMPING this shit cruising through town, windows down, system up, nodding your head, seat all the way reclined back. Doesn’t get much cooler than that.