Posts Tagged ‘Disney’

This week’s episode features a guest spot from DJ Sluyter, who recently had an article written about him in some magazine you may have heard of, Rolling Stones, no big deal. Anyways, we talk about things like how much money you would need to be a girl for the rest of your life, would you rather have your dad walk in on you fucking your dog, or your dog walk in you fucking your dad (a familiar would you rather if you are a true fan), the fact that alligators are taking over the world, and a bunch of other silly shit. Follow us on Twitter @einsteinskrypto and shoot us some questions that we will address on air. Peace, one love.



As if I needed another reason to prove why women are legit psycho’s. Some broad out in Japan became obsessed with the Disney movie “Frozen” after she first saw it, leading her to watch it about a bagillion times over the next couple weeks. Then, one night, she made her husband of SIX YEARS watch the movie in hopes that he too would be obsessed with it. So they watched it, and he simply said that he didn’t care for it. This is an actual quote from the aforementioned woman, “If you can’t understand what makes this movie great, there’s something wrong with you as a human being!”. And after that night, she moved out of their house back into her parents house and refuses to speak to her husband. The husband adamantly claims that there were no preexisting issues before the whole “Frozen” debacle, which I 100% believe. Look, I’m probably one of the like 3% of people who haven’t seen “Frozen” yet. And I’m actually a huge fan of Disney movies. I’m sure its a good movie. But to move out of the house you were living in with your husband of six years, refuse to talk to him, and file for divorce is the most preposterous thing I have ever heard of in my entire life. And by my entire life I basically mean today, because I feel like in this fucked up world I’m saying that more and more every day, but who’s counting. Moral of the story is that all chicks are psycho’s and us men are simply just not meant to co-exist with that other mutant species.






PS – Don’t worry ladies, I still think you’re beautiful, so you still have that going for you.