The Browns Really Fucked This One Up

Posted: December 3, 2014 by woody in NFL, Sports
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The Browns need Johnny fucking football to be their starting QB. I need it. The world needs it. Hoyer has played like absolute shit recently. Since being one of the best early stories in football, the Browns have struggled of late, and it’s starting to look like they are going to find themselves watching the playoffs instead of playing in them, especially if they stick with Hoyer. In the last 3 games, he’s thrown one touchdown. One. How many interceptions? 6. I’m no expert but that’s not a very good ratio. He’s almost been sacked 6 times. And they’ve lost 2 of those 3 games, going from first in their division to last. Oh yea and they lost to fucking Jacksonville with Hoyer at the helm. Not the best look. I’m not going to sit here and try to tell you that Johnny football is the next Peyton Manning, cuz he’s not. But he is a spark plug that gives the Browns a better chance to win football games than Hoyer. I know this whole winning thing is new to the Browns, and Cleveland in general, but Mike Pettine is a fucking idiot who needs to get his bald head out of his ass. You don’t bench a guy for sucking, have his backup come in and do what Hoyer hasn’t been able to do recently, score, and then go back to Hoyer. It’s absolutely bananas. Makes no sense whatsoever. Plays break down 30% of the time in the NFL. When that happens to Hoyer, he throws it out of bounds or gets sacked. When that happens to Johnny fucking football, he makes something special happen. He’s a dynamic player, something the Browns know nothing about with Hoyer starting, and he needs to be on the field. I hope Hoyer throws two picks right off the bat on Sunday so we can all finally see what we’ve been waiting this entire season to see. Johnny boy playing some good old fashioned football



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