50 Cent’s First Pitch Was Pretty Funny To Watch

Posted: May 28, 2014 by woody in Fun, MLB
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PAH! I have a serious question. How come every time someone goes out to throw a first pitch, they turn into an absolute retard and shit like this happens. It doesn’t matter if it’s an athlete (Swaggy P, I’m looking at you) a celebrity, a musician, politician, old lady, cat, the list goes on forever. I don’t care if you have negative zero ounces of athleticism coursing through your veins. Throwing a baseball 60 feet and 6 inches in a somewhat straight manner should not be that difficult. It doesn’t have to be a 95 MPH fastball. You don’t have to drop a knee-buckling 12-6 curveball. You literally just have to lob it over the plate. But no, apparently that’s too difficult for people these days. The “justttt a bit outside” reference was perfect. Like hey 50, don’t almost smash the guy taking a picture of you in the face with your pitch, he’s standing legit 10-15 feet away from home plate.


PS – There’s really no other move than just laughing at yourself when this happens right? Everyone does the same thing when they horribly fuck up a first pitch. They just laugh because they know they just looked like a fucking retard on national television. I don’t even laugh at this shit anymore. Just shake my head in embarrassment for the human race. Another sad day to be a human folks.


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