Miguel Cabrera Is And Will Always Be The Man

Posted: May 19, 2014 by woody in MLB, Sports
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Nothing to see here folks, just Miggy going about his every day business of being the absolute fucking man. I can’t remember the last time I saw a baseball player go shake a kids hand in the stands. Don’t even know if I’ve ever seen it in my entire life to be honest. Tossing them a foul ball or giving them a bat, glove, hat, or whatever is one thing. Giving out autographs before the game is one thing. But this is just awesome. Baseball players are notoriously superstitious, more so than other athletes, so they all have their little routine when walking into the on-deck circle. But Miggy doesn’t care about breaking his routine to make that little fuckers night. Because nothing can ever phase Miggy. He is the best hitter we’ve seen in baseball in a long fucking time, no disrespect to anyone else. Just an all around great display of awesomeness from this guy. When he isn’t bending over my team’s pitching staff and fucking them right in the butt, he is giving a kid a night and a moment he will never forget for the rest of his life. Class act.

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