Yea so I’ve been saying for a minute now that I need to get the fuck out of this stupid little corner Connecticut. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the fact that I grew up where I did because it gave me a perspective on life that many do not have, and it played a gigantic role in shaping me into the person I am today, which I am very grateful for. But jesus fuck man, it’s the same shit every day around here. Can’t make a change in the world by staying in Kent, no matter how hard I try. Wanna know where I could make a change though? In fucking Dracula’s Castle. Talk about a baller ass pad. Hot damn would I throw some fucking parties there. And I’m pretty sure if I purchased that castle then I automatically become ruler of the world right? Like, that’s not even up for debate. King Woody just has an incredible ring to it. So yea, consider this the start of the “Woody Needs A Castle” fund. All donations are welcome.