Jay-Z Attacked By Solange Knowles

Posted: May 12, 2014 by woody in Actual News
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Well I’m officially confused. I guess this happened in an elevator at a Met Gala after-party. When you get down to the brass tax of things, there’s really only two possible explanations for this. 1) Solange saw Jay-Z flirting with/probably fucking some dime piece not named Beyonce. Probability of that? I’d put it at 60%. Jay is married to one of the sexiest woman walking the planet, so there’s really no need for him to go other places for pussy, but you know how guys are, so I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if that were the reason. But reason number 2 is as close to 100% as could be. Solange definitely wanted Jay-Z all for herself when Jay and Beyonce first started dating. Now you would think that Solange would attack her sister if that were the case, but that’s where you’re wrong. I can guarantee that Solange did everything she could to get him, but Jay flat out denied the little sister and went with bootylicious Beyonce instead. Solange just couldn’t compete with her sisters jelly. And she has resented Jay ever since that night where she undoubtedly confronted him at the Knowles family household and tried to lure him into her bedroom on his way back from the bathroom and Jay did the unthinkable and said no. Regardless of whichever reason was the real reason for the fight, I just have one question for all parties involved. What in the fuck do you have to fight about? Jay and Beyonce are basically king and queen of the world, which makes Solange a princess. You guys have nothing to fucking worry about. You wipe your ass with $100 bills. You can do anything you want, anywhere you want. Stop pretending that you guys have actual problems and enjoy the life that any of us regular folks would do unforgivable things to experience for even a day. Fucking famous people. Get a real problem, go do fucking heroin or something. Idiots.


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