Glowing Sea Creature Spotted In Britain

Posted: December 6, 2013 by woody in Actual News
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Grind TV:

A bizarre, alien-like sea creature that glowed in a variety of colors showed up Tuesday night on the surface of Bristol harbor in the U.K., leaving eyewitnesses and scientists baffled as what it could be.

People in Bristol, located 116 miles west of London, pulled out iPhones and began taking photos and video as they speculated on the mysterious sighting that looked like some sort of jellyfish or giant squid.

The British media didn’t know what to make of it, either, wondering whether it might be an elaborate prank.






Elaborate prank my ass! If that’s not an alien going for a little late night swim then I don’t know what to tell you. Literally no chance it could be anything else in the world. Zero. Aliens are so fucking real it makes my pee pee hurt. Here’s a thought. Why the fuck did no one throw like a rock at it or something to see how it would react? Oh that’s right, because the alien would poke its head out of the water, identify the culprit, then make the person spontaneously combust, just by simply looking at them. Duh. Aliens for the win.




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