Woman Finds Half Smoked Blunt In Her Cheeseburger At Wendy’s

Posted: December 5, 2013 by woody in Actual News, Food
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Huffington Post:       Their burgers might be squares, but their employees clearly aren’t.

Wendy’s employee Amy Seiber was arrested and soon became an ex-employee on Nov. 1, when a customer at the chain’s Lovejoy, Ga. location called 911 on Nov. 1 and reported there was a half-smoked blunt inside her burger, TMZ reported Thursday.

 

If this doesn’t solidify my argument that Wendy’s is by far the best fast food chain, then I don’t know what will. What other place do you go to order a burger and get free weed to go along with it? That’s fucking incredible. The worst part about this story is that the person who got the burger with the blunt in it made a big deal about it and called the police. Police say when they showed up, employee Amy Seiber, 32, told them the blunt belonged to her, and that she “misplaced” it inside the cheeseburger, so she was arrested for possession of marijuana. What a bitch ass move on the customers part. Someone tries to be nice and give you some free weed and you turn around and get them arrested. I didn’t even know you could still get arrested for simple possession of marijuana. Aren’t we passed that? Then the customer claimed she got food poisoning from the burger, which is absolute bull shit because everyone knows weed is used to help things like nausea and calms a persons stomach. Not the exact opposite. Then Wendy’s fucking pays for her hospital bill and gives her a $50 gift certificate. You know how much food you can buy with $50 at Wendy’s? Like enough to feed Africa for a day. Absolute debauchery.

 

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Hahahaha. Those fucking rape sloth memes get me every god damn time.

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