“Honey, you’re not going to believe this.”
That was what Greg Terry told his wife, Stacye, when he opened a bag after returning home from a recent trip to the McDonald’s drive-thru in Hermitage, Tenn., with what they thought was their breakfast order.
Instead, it was thousands of dollars in cash wrapped in clear plastic bags — a bank deposit that had been placed in a paper bag and mistakenly given to the Terrys by a McDonald’s drive-thru employee.
When the couple realized what it was, they decided to return it.
“The second that [Greg] said it was their deposit, my first [response] was, ‘Let’s get in the truck and take it back,'” Stacye told Tennessee’s Newschannel 5. “There is no other way to have it. I couldn’t live with myself.”
Well, if you know me at all then you know that I absolutely despise McDonald’s. Fucking hate it. Scummiest of the scum. But I have to hand it to them, if they’re just handing out fucking thousands of dollars in bags like it ain’t no thing then I might have stop by. But I’m ONLY ordering fries, because everything else they have sucks. Maybe chicken selects if I’m feeling ballsy. But if it weren’t for the couple thousand I’d be getting, you wouldn’t catch me dead at a McDonald’s. How about this retard fucking couple that returned the money too? Who the fuck are you trying to impress. There is absolutely zero chance that that could have been anything other than drug money that some dumbass working the drive-through gave to the wrong car. You think you’re doing a good deed? Just take the money and bail. Everyone knows that. I’m as genuine as a dude as you will find these days, and even I would take that money and shut the fuck up. It’s not like that was meant for some charity or some shit. It was meant for some piece of shit who probably will be directly responsible for 9-16 deaths in the next couple two tree months. I don’t buy for a second that it was a McDonald’s bank deposit. And if it was? So fucking what. McDonald’s pisses out thousands of dollars. They wouldn’t miss that cash for a second. And what did this couple get for they’re stupid honesty? Absolutely nothing. Not a god damn thing. A good story? Oh sick. At least through them a 20 spot or a free Big Mac or something. Fuck McDonald’s.
Side note: It really pisses me off when people spell they’re names in stupid ways. Stacye? Hey bitch. That’s not how your name is spelled. Stop trying to be different. You aren’t special. If you want your name to stick out then have a weird fucking name. Don’t just have a normal name and spell it like a dickhead. End of rant.