Yup, that’s a real thing. A group of 2,000 dead mice equipped with cardboard parachutes have been airdropped over a United States Air Force base in Guam in order to poison brown tree snakes. The mice were pumped full of acetaminophen, in hopes that the snakes will be drawn to them, eat them, then die. I guess these snakes are invasive psychos and are just fucking up the ecosystem left and right, killing all kinds of exotics birds and shit. Who knows. Whatever happened to survival of the fittest? Pretty sure humans are responsible for more destruction of plants and animals then anything else in the world. By a landslide. But you don’t see aliens air-dropping hundred dollar bills laced with cyanide down from the heavens to kill off our invasive asses. Apparently some of the mice will have data-transmitting via radios so that America can see how well this plan is working. You know what the most fucked up part about all of this bullshit is? It’s costing us $8 million. To drop fucking mice out of a plane. Pretty sure there are more pressing issues going on in our own country then poison brown tree snakes killing pretty birds in Guam. This is why China, and all of Asia for that matter, is beating us.