Rating Board Officials have forced Martin Scorsese, AKA one of the greatest directors of all time, to take out some sex scenes in his upcoming baller ass movie, Wolf Of Wall Street. The film was threatened with receiving an N-17 rating, which would bar anyone under the age of 17 from seeing the movie in theaters, no matter what. Scorsese decided to fold and make the necessary cuts instead of challenging the ruling. Seriously what the fuck. N-17 rating? Why do they even bother with that shit. This isn’t the 50’s. Ever heard of the internet people? Any kid with a computer is two clicks away from watching 6 midgets gang bang a horse cock. Not some dude with a hog, but like an actual horse’s cock. I don’t see any fucking age restrictions on that, other than them asking you to answer “yes” or “no” to the question “are you 18”. What kind of security is that anyways. Who in their right mind would ever click no? I wonder what actually happens when you click no. Does it redirect you to nickelodeon.com? Does it let you enter the website anyways? Does your computer explode? Are you suddenly teleported  to an alternate universe with ponies and unicorns and butterflies frolicking down candy cane lane while gum drops rain from the sky? Who fucking knows. I’m not taking any chances, that’s for sure. Anyways, got a little sidetracked there, but all I’m really trying to say is if we can’t all watch Leo run absolute train on some smokes, then what are we living for? Honestly.




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