Introducing The Biggest Police/Government Cover Up I’ve Ever Seen In My Life

Posted: November 26, 2013 by woody in Actual News
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Alright, so everyone knows that there are police and government cover ups all the time. That’s been true since, well, forever. Its really elementary stuff at this point. It usually doesn’t even phase me anymore, I’m just sort of used to it at this point, so nothing comes as a surprise to me anymore. But every once in a while, there is a story that comes along, and it so blatantly obvious that it is a cover up that I can’t help but be flabbergasted at the fact that people just accept the cover up story and carry on with their lives. This is one of those stories. Meet Gareth Williams. This is him.

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Gareth Williams is a cyberwarfare expert, worked for Britain’s GCHQ eavesdropping service and was attached to the overseas espionage agency MI6. Yea, like the James Bond MI6. Well, Williams’ naked, decomposing body was found in a padlocked gym bag at his apartment in the bathtub. Metropolitan Police Deputy Assistant Commissioner Martin Hewitt said the death of Gareth Williams was “most probably an accident” and that there wasn’t anyone else involved. “I’m convinced that Gareth’s death was in no way linked to his work” is what Hewitt told reporters. Right, right. Like HELLO! I don’t know what’s more offensive, the fact that Hewitt actually tried to dismiss Williams’ death as an accident or the fact that he actually expected people to believe it. I guess the answer to that question is the fact that people actually BOUGHT this story and nothing has been done about it since his death. Oh by the way, he died in August….of fucking 2010. The police commissioner’s absurd rationale didn’t stop there either. Hewitt said the police position “is that, on balance, it is a more probable conclusion that there was no other person present when Gareth died”. Police believe that Williams locked himself in the bag as part of a sex game gone wrong, because investigators found that he had visited bondage and sadomasochism websites, including some related to claustrophilia, which is a desire for confinement in enclosed spaces. So, because of that, police concluded that it could have been possible for Williams to climb inside the sports bag and lock it…even though none of Williams’ DNA was found on the lock on the bag and his palm prints were not found on the rim of the bath. I don’t even know what to make of this story. It’s so beyond making sense that it’s making my head hurt. The fact that people think this dude, who is a modern day fucking James Bond, just decided one day to climb inside a sports bag, LOCK IT from the inside, and just say fuck it and give new meaning to the term “rot sesh”, all because of some weird fetish he has is absolutely preposterous. I give up.

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