Normally I do my best to not talk about the Miami Heat, except for how much I despise them, and especially Chris Bosh, but sometimes something comes along that you just can’t ignore, you know? So Bosh was in the news recently because apparently someone broke into his house and stole $340,000 worth of handbags and jewelry or some shit. But that’s not why we’re here, we’re here because of Chris Bosh’s wife Adrienne and her ginormous gluteus maximus. She was recently spotted on vacation in Puerto Rico.
Jesus titty fucking christ! It’s bigger than the fucking baby. I can sleep soundly at night knowing that Lil Wayne made it known to the world that he fucked Chris Bosh’s wife at a concert back in February. That shit was hilarious.