BREAKING NEWS: Aaron Carter Is Broke As Fuck

Posted: November 21, 2013 by woody in Actual News, Fun
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Yup. THAT Aaron Carter. Former kid pop star Aaron Carter, 25, has filed for bankruptcy, claiming to have tax and credit debts exceeding $3.5 million while possessing just $8,232.16 in assets — just $977.16 of that in accessible cash. PAH!!! 8 grand to your name bro, and less than a grand of it accessible cash? I’m broke as fuck, paying out the ass for student loans when I didn’t even finish college, and I almost have that much money in my bank account. Get it together Aaron. Just another example of a child star gone wrong. I have no idea why anyone would even want to be famous when they’re young anymore. Basically sealing your fate for ending up in a ditch somewhere after you OD’d on heroin. Basically no other end scenario to it. On a completely separate note, Aaron Carter was kind of the shit when I was 10 and this song came out.


Every kid in the world under the age of 14 wanted to be Aaron and throw an absolute banger like that. Hell, I’m sure high school kids even wanted to be him. The ironic part is that now, at 25 years of age, Aaron is probably going to have to wait for his parents to leave the house to throw a party like that, since I’m assuming he is now living at home in the basement. And it will probably be less acceptable to have 12 year olds dancing all over the place. Sucks to suck.

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