Today’s Boner: Dai Macedo

Posted: November 20, 2013 by woody in Fun, Today's Boner
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Now that I’m back, I figured it was only appropriate to give all my fans out there a nice little dose of boner city. Meet Dai Macedo, your 2013 winner of Brazil’s “Miss Bum Bum” competition, and yes, that is a real thing, which is news to me. Lets take a quick look.

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Damn. That fucking ass though. Look, I am an ass man through and through. That is well documented. The fact that this chick basically won “best ass” in the country known for having the best asses in the world is an absolute game changer. With that 42 inch bum of hers, she just shot up into my top 5, possibly even top 3. And considering I had absolutely zero clue as to who this chick was 24 hours ago, that’s saying a lot. I don’t take my top 5 lightly, in anything, let alone women. Here’s a quick recap from the contest.

 

How bout at the 0:20 mark when she takes off whatever the you want to call that thing she was wearing. Ho. Ly. Shit.

 

Side note: How in gods name do I apply to become a Miss Bum Bum judge. I believe that I meet and exceed all qualifications for judging butts, I’ve spent a lot of time in my day looking at butts. You don’t even have to pay me, just make me a judge, give me anywhere from 15-35 seconds with each contestant behind closed doors, and I’ll be good to go. Hey, a guy can dream, right?

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