Chinese Doctors Give Man A New Nose…On His Forehead…

Posted: September 26, 2013 by woody in Actual News
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Yup. That just happened. I guess this guy suffered severe nose damage in a car accident, and eventually ended up losing it to infection. The doctors over there in weird ass China decided the only way to save this man’s sense of smell was to surgically reconstruct a new nose. And for whatever reason, they decided to put it at some weird ass, upside down angle right in the middle of his fucking forehead. According to the article, tissue expanders were placed under the skin and then cut to resemble a nose, which doctors will implant in the coming weeks. When they do transplant the nose, they will use cartilage from his ribs to give the nose added structure. They use forehead skin to help reform noses because it is the closest match to skin on the nose. Usually, the nose is reformed during surgery rather than on a patient’s forehead, though. I don’t fucking know anymore man. One day there’s sinkholes popping up all over the planet swallowing shit whole (pun intended), next day we have weirdo clowns terrorizing entire cities, and now we have dudes running around with fucking noses on their forehead like it ain’t no thang. The fuck is this world coming to man?




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