Meet Lola: The Lobster With 6 Claws

Posted: September 10, 2013 by woody in Actual News
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The fuck? Don’t know what to say about this one folks. Don’t know how the fuck a lobster somehow acquires 5 claws on one limb. Just doesn’t make that much sense to me. Are one of those claws opposable? If so, does that mean we have some weirdo out there raping lobsters left and right to creative an army of 5 clawed lobsters in order to aid him in his attempt to take over the world? Can the lobsters talk? What would a lobster even say? So many questions, and as of right now, no answers. Stay tuned folks.


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