What an absolute classic Would You Rather we have on our hands today folks. We’re about to get real philosophical up in this bitch. Let’s get right into this. Option A: change genders every time you sneeze. The only pro I can think of in regards to this is that you get to be a chick for a little bit. Ipso facto, you can lay in bed all day in front of a mirror and play with your boobies and your pooter. AKA probably the coolest thing ever. Now, as sick as that would be, lets not forget about the downside to being a girl. You’d automatically be a crazy psycho bitch, you might sneeze during that time of the month and be stuck with blood coming out of part of your body you wouldn’t be accustomed to if you were a guy, you wouldn’t be able to think rationally about any situation, you wouldn’t be good at or understand sports, you wouldn’t have a dick….the list goes on. Also, what if you got pregnant when you were a girl and then 6 months into the pregnancy, you sneeze. Then what happens? I don’t even want to think about it. Would you poop out a baby? Lord knows no guy wants the alternate hole opening up wide enough for a baby to slide out. There’s a lot of things to consider with Option A. Now for Option B: not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a cupcake. This would make for a hell of a lot of awkward encounters. Most people wouldn’t take too kindly to you walking up to their baby and trying to frost them then eat them. And by most people I mean everyone. On the flip side, you’re going to get a lot of weird looks when you walk into the local bakery and start making funny faces and baby-talking a cupcake. Trying to burp the cupcake, change it’s diaper, feed it. Definitely not a good look at all. I think we can all agree that not being able to tell the difference between a baby and cupcake would not be very enjoyable under any circumstance, but being a chick would also fucking blow. In the end, I’m going to have to go with changing genders every time you sneeze. Despite all the downsides to being a girl, you would get to play with your fun parts all day. And that can always be marked down in the win column. It’s called being #smart. Well, that concludes today’s philosophical sessions. You’re welcome.