Do I Get Fantasy Points For Brandon Phillips Calling A Reporter A Fat Motherfucker?

Posted: August 29, 2013 by woody in Fun, MLB, Sports
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Ok so the playoffs are right around the corner, both for fantasy baseball and for real baseball. The Reds find themselves in the middle of a heated pennant race with the Cardinals, and Reds manager Dusty Baker recently moved his slugging at second baseman, Brandon Phillips, to the second spot in the lineup. Apparently, reporter Trent Rosecrants didn’t agree with the decision. First, he tweeted, “Reds go from a hitter with a .320 OBP in the 2 hole to one with a .310 OBP”. Then he followed that up with, “Phillips career slash line: .272/.320/.430. career slash in 2 spot: .277/.320/.424”. Now, his comments weren’t exactly going at Phillips, they were more of just stating facts. However, Phillips took offense to the tweets, and this is what ensued when Phillips went to handle his pregame media obligations.

 

Probably a little over board, but hey, who am I to judge. My only question is how many fantasy points do I get for Phillips freaking out on this fat ass? Do I win the week? Do I win the first round of the playoffs automatically? Do I win it all? I have to get something for having Brandon Phillips on my team. Dude had swag before people knew what swag was. He has been the man for years. And him calling some idiot reporter a fat motherfucker just tickles my fancy for some reason.

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