12-Year-Old In Las Vegas Sets Remarkable Home Run Record

Posted: August 21, 2013 by woody in Sports
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Yes, that is Bryce Harper. But no, that is not some nerdy kid who won some stupid science fair or some shit to meet him. That is actually a couple years  younger version of a 12-year-old stud from Las Vegas who just set a record that most likely will not be broken, not only in Little League, but at any level. Ever. This bro Trace Evans (dope name by the way) hit home-runs in 11 straight official at-bats during a massive nationwide tournament held at the Cooperstown Dreams Park in Cooperstown, N.Y., near the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame. That’s not 11 straight games, that’s 11 straight official at-bats. Granted, he mixed in 2 walks and a sacrifice fly in between, so it was technically 14 at-bats, but those all count as going 0-0, so they can be disregarded. I guess the old record at Cooperstown Dreams Park was 9 straight at-bats, which is pretty remarkable in itself that that was even done. But 11? You gotta be fucking kidding me. Only time I’ve ever hit 11 straight home runs was when I was playing Major League Baseball Featuring Ken Griffey Jr. on N64 and I traded for Griffey to be on the Red Sox, then used the home run cheat (left twice, right three times, left twice on the D-pad) every time he got up. Then all you gotta do is make contact and you are guaranteed a home run. As you could guess, with those 11 home runs, he led his team, the Las Vegas Lightning, to a title. What a fucking stud. Trace Evans – 1 Everyone Else – 0.


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