Would You Rather…?

Posted: August 20, 2013 by woody in Fun, Would You Rather
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It’s been a hot minute since I did one of these. Figured it was about time to bring this age old game, because I’m what some people refer to as #smart. And today it’s coming back with a bang, pun intended. This one is going to be a little difficult to wrap your heads around, so I apologize in advanced. Most of you will probably think that I’m a sick fuck, and to be completely honest, you probably wouldn’t be too far off from the truth. Sorry I’m not sorry. As some famous person somewhere said one time, its better to be weird than to be boring, or something along those lines. Anyways, lets get to the question at hand: Would you rather have your dad walk in on you fucking your dog, or your dog walk in on you fucking your dad. Obviously I could do without either of those things happen, but that’s not the point of this wonderful game. So, option A – have your dad walk in on you fucking your dog. On the plus side, your dog could be a girl, in which case she would technically have a pussy. On the downside, your fucking a dog so your dad knows that your a real weirdo, and not in a good way. Option B – have your dog walk in on your fucking your dad. On the plus side, your dog can’t talk so nobody would ever know that you rail out your pops. On the downside, your putting your dick in the man who’s little sperm buddies created you. Not exactly a good look, by any stretch of the imagination. I gotta go with option A on this one. Yea my dad would never look at me the same, but he might be so ashamed that he never tells anyone, so you can just chalk it up in the loss column and move along. Plus, we’ve all made that one mistake in the past where you were so blacked out that you slid your ding dong into some chick who might as well be a dog, so whatever. I just don’t think it’s at all possible to come back from fucking your dad, even if no one else knew about it. Plus, your dog would never look at you the same. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Dog fucking for the win!





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