Ohio Man Orders New Gun Safe, Opens Door To Find 300 Lbs Of Marijuana

Posted: August 19, 2013 by woody in Actual News
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Talk about a reversal of fortune. This bro out in Ohio ordered a gun safe, that he intended to use for, you know, his guns. Except when he first opened it up to look inside, there was something there that he didn’t exactly plan on being there. About $425,000 worth of Marijuana. Not a bad thing to stumble upon if you ask me. Only problem with this story is that this dickhead did the only thing I wouldn’t do if I found myself in his shoes. He called the cops to report it. IDIOT. So how exactly did all that pot find its way into a gun safe? Well, turns out the gun safes were manufactured in Mexico, naturally. The safes are packaged by local inmates and shipped north. So somewhere along the way the drugs got mixed up and put in the wrong safe and got delivered to the wrong person. Someone out there just made a very expensive mistake. Police are looking for the driver of Champion Safe Company who was delivering the safes in that area at the time, but they have not been able to find him. I would be willing to bet a lot of money that the chances of them finding him are slim to none. He is definitely on a plane to some remote island or dead in a ditch for fucking up. Gotta hand it to the wholoe operation though, truly a great idea for moving serious amounts of marijuana. The bricks were wrapped airtight to withstand high temperatures, and since it was in the gun safe, drug-sniffing dogs wouldn’t be able to smell it. Smart.

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