Hey Miguel Montero….Don’t Do That

Posted: July 2, 2013 by woody in MLB, Sports
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I don’t really know what to say about this. Like, it would be one thing if he chose his bats by licking them, then walked up to the plate absolutely belted out home runs, or laced some line drives down the line or in the gap. But he doesn’t. He’s hitting a measly .222 with only 5 dingers and 10 doubles. Those are pedestrian numbers. So not only do you look like a fucking a weirdo, and I don’t mean that in the good way I usually use it, on national TV, but you also suck. Don’t quit your day job bro. Actually your day job is baseball, so maybe you should quit.

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