What the fuck man. Must be real fucking nice. I haven’t laughed that hard at anything since I was probably like 16 years old. These kids are having the time of their fucking lives and they don’t even know it. Like hey twin idiots. Your snapping a rubberband. On a fucking doorknob. Not exactly the coolest or funniest thing in the world. But in all honesty, I can’t even hate on these two tikes. I’m just jealous that I’m no loner able to have that amount of fun anymore, no matter how many times I try to drink my way into it. It’s just not the same as it used to be. I swear little kids are permanently drunk. Just running around, rarely fully clothed, laughing at the least funny things in the world. Always something to smile about. Crying out of nowhere. Peeing wherever they feel like it. Bumping into shit left and right. Stumbling all over the place. Not a god damn care in the world. We were all like that one day, until right around the age of 10. Then something weird called puberty happens and we start liking chicks and stupid shit like that, next thing you know we discover alcohol and slowly become full blown alcoholics, just chasing that first perma-drunk we all shared when we were youngins. What a vicious cycle this thing called life is. Oh well, I’ll see you guys on the other side.