Dumbass Robber Leaves DNA At Scene Of The Crime….On His Beer Cans

Posted: June 5, 2013 by woody in Actual News
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Well, there’s your every day, run-of-the-mill dumbass, and then there’s 29-year-old Moses Wilson. This fucking guy. Has my vote for worst criminal of the year award so far in 2013. Dude broke into a Syracuse home to steal some copper piping, after somehow aquiring information that the home would be vacant for two days in February, as it was rented out for vacations during tourist season, giving him an ample amount of time to get all the pipes. However, the owners unwittingly left a trap for a potential intruder. They left some beer cans in the basement, and after Wilson had gotten his fair share of the piping, he came across and figured why not have a nice cold one to celebrate the successful robbery. Well, unfortunately for him, he is a fucking retard and left the beer cans at the scene of the crime, and once the home owners came home and noticed the missing pipes, they immediately called the police to report a home break in. The cops obviously took the DNA off of the beer cans he left behind and all of it matched to Moses Wilson. Yesterday, Wilson was arraigned, charged with burglary and petit larceny, and was booked into Onondage County Justice Center, where is incarcerated and has a $10,000 bail. Nice job Moses, giving beer cans everywhere a bad name. Definitely not a good look.



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