Aachen University Hospital says the 24-year-old man from Afghanistan sought help in 2011 after suffering for years from headaches, constant colds and worsening vision in one eye. He couldn’t figure out why he was feeling these symptoms constantly, so they took an x-ray:
OH! That’s why your suffering from all these symptoms Mr. Man (the guy’s name remains unknown). You have a fucking pencil stuck in your head. IDIOT. The man said he didn’t know how the pencil got there but recalled that he once fell badly as a child. The German doctors removed the pencil, which was lodged from his sinus to his pharynx and had injured his right eye socket, and they say the man has recovered. In case you were wondering just what the pencil looked like, here’s a pretty gross image for ya.
UGH. What the fuck bro. How in gods name do you not realize that a pencil went into your fucking head?! HONESTLY. Chalk this one up as just another one of those stories. What a world we live in these days. Shout out to my friend Gabe cluing me in to this story.