Reason #4,769 Why Justin Bieber Is A Fucking Loser

Posted: May 28, 2013 by woody in Actual News
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You can call me a “hater” or whatever for saying this, but the fact of the matter is regardless of Bieber’s fame and fortune and smokeshows he probably bangs all the time with his little dick, I just think Bieber is a fucking loser and I hate him and think the world would be a better place without him. “Hater” is the most overused word out there, everyone thinks the second you have something negative to say about a famous person that your just “being a hater”, which is fucking ridiculous. Its called saying something negative because it deserves to be said. Not because I’m jealous of them. I would take my life 100 times out of a 100 over Biebers. And I mean that. Aside from all the terrible music he makes and all the other reasons I hate him, this most recent event is what I originally started this article about so I should probably end my rant and go on about the actual story.

Bieber was allegedly speeding in his Calabasas, CA neighborhood again over the weekend, but this time he ticked off the wrong neighbor. Former NFL star and current ESPN commentator Keyshawn Johnson saw the Bieb driving recklessly in his Ferrari over the weekend, so he chased him down in his Prius. That’s not a typo, he chased his Ferrari down in a fucking Prius. First boss move on Keyshawn’s part. Then Keyshawn reportedly parked right up behind the Biebs and got out of the car to talk to him about his driving style, but this time the Biebs didn’t act like a tough guy, as he has in previous confrontations with neighbors over his driving. Instead, he ran inside his house and wouldn’t come out, like the little bitch that he is. Look Biebs, we get that you have money and exotic cars. Doesn’t mean you have the right to cruise around family neighborhoods like the fucking dickhead you are. Learn how to handle the limelight before you become the next Macaulay Culkin. Keyshawn wasn’t the only NFL star that was pissed off at the Biebs either. Eric Dickerson took to twitter and said, “I live in Calabasas too and @justinbieber needs to slow his ass down”. It would make my fucking day if Keyshawn and Dickerson just showed up to the Biebs house one day and knocked him the fuck out. God knows he deserves it.

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