I Need A Pet Cheetah And I Needed It Yesterday

Posted: May 9, 2013 by woody in Actual News
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Umm, where do I sign up for this? Fucking A man. Just playing fetch with the fastest land animal on the planet. No big deal. Walking through town with a baller ass cheetah by your side. Doesn’t get much better than that. Hey Dos, your move buddy. Send us some footage of your cheetahs you sicko.

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