New York Woman Busted With 333 Heroin Packets In Her Bra

Posted: April 26, 2013 by woody in Actual News
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Talk about your ultimate ride or die chick. 52-year-old Kim Decker was pulled over for “erratic driving”. But police soon learned that this wouldn’t be your every day traffic stop. When they asked the passengers to step out of the car, they noticed a wax fold that is commonly used to transport heroin. But how much heroin could three 50-year-olds really have? They look innocent enough. They only found a little in the car, but when they told them all that they would be strip searched, Kim Decker casually told cops that she had 333 packets in her bra. I can only imagine how that conversation went down. Officer: “Okay, ma’am, we’re going to have to strip search you and your passengers now”. Kim: “Nah, don’t bother. I have 333 packets in my bra. Just take me to the station”. PAH! Well, now she’s on $50,000 bail and is looking at some serious jail time. But all in all, I mean she’s 52, so her life is basically over anyways. Once you hit 50 its all downhill from there. I’m sure if she’s rolling around in the whip with all that heroin stuffed in her bra at age 52 then she has lived one hell of a life up to this point. More power to her. Here’s to you, Kim Decker. When Ja Rule and Charlie Baltimore came out with “Down Ass Bitch”, you are who they were talking about.

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