Worst Best Man Of All Time

Posted: April 25, 2013 by woody in Actual News
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There’s plenty of ways to screw up being the best man at a wedding. You could completely butcher the speech, forget to bring the ring, fuck the bride’s younger sister, black the fuck out and throw up everywhere at the reception, have uncontrollable flatulence during the ceremony…but all of those things will be forgotten about in time and all will be forgiven. But after reading this story, I’m pretty sure that Jonathan Broyhill takes the cake for worst best man of all time. I guess yesterday, a couple years after the 2009 wedding that saw his best friend Nation Hahn and their college friend Jamie Kirk Hahn join in union, Broyhill broke into the couple’s house and stabbed both of them, before turning the knife on himself. Although he and his friend Nation survived the scuffle, Nation’s wife Jamie later died in the hospital. Well, that should do it. Pretty sure that’s not the best way to go about thanking your life-long friend for making you his best man. I don’t know what type of sick, twisted, love triangle there was going on in this entire shenanigans, or if Broyhill was just some jealous psychopath, but I do know one thing. He is definitely the worst best man of all time.

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