George W. Bush To Open Library In Dallas

Posted: April 25, 2013 by woody in Actual News, Fun
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PAH! Talk about irony. A library being named after a guy who can’t even say nuclear. The fact that this man was our president, not just once, but twice, is absolutely mind boggling. There is about a 1.3% chance that Bush has ever read a book that wasn’t compiled completely of pictures or written by Eric Carle. Just to give you a little taste of some of my favorite quotes from our dumbest president of all time:


“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on –shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”

“Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?”

“I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.”

“I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace.”

“I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake.” – his answer when asked what the “best moment” while he was in office was…..


I could go on and on for probably days with the shit that this fucktard has pulled out of his ass over the years, but I’ll spare you. Don’t really have much else to say about this whole library thing, other than I think it’s fucking hilarious. Only in America.



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