Arnold Palmer Is An Absolute Legend

Posted: April 10, 2013 by woody in Fun, Sports
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Ever wonder how Arnold Palmer, the living legend himself, orders the drink now universally known as an “Arnold Palmer”? According to his waitress, who some quick witted reporter asked when he saw he was drinking one at lunch, good old Arnold just leaned over and said, “I’ll have a Mr. Palmer”, then he winked at the waitress. Just an absolute stud. Power moves everywhere he goes. There is a 4,000% chance that waitress sucked him off in the back room, or at least gave him a little OTPHJ at the bar later. Fucking Arnold Palmer. Must be nice.


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