I Might Watch Game of Thrones Now

Posted: March 19, 2013 by snipe in Actual News, TV
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Source – The sex scenes and nudity are going to be gratuitous when it comes to any show on HBO, but it seems more and more like the Game of Thrones casting directors are scouting the show’s talent directly off YouPorn.

Maybe it’s a wise casting choice to employ method actors, considering three women who sell their bodies on the show have previously performed in adult films. Most famously, the porn past (NSFW) of actress Sibel Kekilli — who plays Shae (“Halfman” Tyrion Lannister’s hole whole woman) — came to light. But it was long before her Season 1 debut in GoT that the porn past of this widely acclaimed German actress became common fap-knowledge.

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Let me start by saying that Game of Thrones is boring as fuck. I sat there for the first 4 or 5 episodes and all I had to say for it was a spreadsheet of 347 names of characters that had all been independently developed like it was the fucking Bible or something. Absolute snooze fest.

But they got the right idea using real life dick loving whores as the whores in the show. Brilliant. You wouldn’t cast some goofy tall white guy to play Larry Bird would you? You want realistic mythical midget sex? Hire some professional dick riders. Boom. I’m sold.

 

P.S. If you have an hour and a half to kill and enjoy watching decent looking girls get pummeled by wiener. Click on that NSFW link. You and your penis will thank me 4 minutes into the video. People helping people.

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Comments
  1. OwlMcCloud says:

    It’s a great show and I watched all 3 seasons!!

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