Introducing The “Crank Of The Day”

Posted: February 27, 2013 by woody in Crank Of The Day
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I would like to introduce you all to one of my good friends. His name is Ryan Daly. This is him.

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Daly loves a lot of things in life. He absolutely loves fun. He loves Saturgays. He loves Twisted Teas. He loves the fuckin B’s kid. He loves Marv from Home Alone parts 1 & 2. But most of all, he loves porn. There is no doubt in my mind that if this kid started a porn website that it would be the #1 porn hotspot in the world. He knows everything there is to know about the industry. Kid knows more sex positions than God. And he put them all on full display when he won Sharky’s Sex on the Beach Contest in 2012 during spring break in Panama City, sealing the deal by busting out this move with some chick he didn’t even know while her boyfriend was in the crowd.

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Bottom line is the kid is an animal. Anywho, he’s been on my case to start this new thing called “Crank Of The Day”. He picks his favorite porn scenes and sends them to me to put up on the blog. I’m not exactly sure how wordpress feels about me just throwing up porn video’s on my site so I’ll keep it somewhat reasonable and just give you guys the link for whenever you have some down time. The inaugural “Crank Of The Day” goes to this slut by the name of Madison Ivy. I have to applaud Daly on his first selection because Madison Ivy is easily my favorite porn star. God created this chick with only one thing in mind: to absolutely destroy cocks on camera. Good call God. So here’s today’s Crank Of The Day if you find yourself so inclined to give it a look. Otherwise, good day.

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