Woody is such a liar it boggles my mind

Posted: February 26, 2013 by snipe in Deep Think




So, I just read that rivalry blog and I’m blown away by how patently untrue and made up the things Woody says are. Dude you were SEVEN years old when that fight took place. 7. You drink 45 beers a day and smoke an ounce of weed. The chances that you actually remember that fight are about as likely as me spontaneously transforming into a Komodo Dragon and becoming the #1 bingo player at the retirement home in the Galapagos Islands.

Fuck off loser.


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