Dennis Rodman To The Rescue

Posted: February 26, 2013 by woody in Actual News
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Well I officially give up. I recently wrote about the current North Korea problem. I guess Obama hasn’t checked in recently because we haven’t blown the place up yet, despite North Korea’s constant “fuck you’s” they’ve been doling out over the last year or so. Instead, America has turned to one the most unlikely people in order to smooth things over. Apparently Dennis Rodman is going to North Korea. Why you might ask? I guess he, along with 3 members of the Globetrotters are going to film some new show that will air on HBO and they are going to run a basketball camp for children, play pickup with the locals, and play against North Korea’s top athletes in a charity game which they hope Kim Jong Un will attend. The company that will be producing the TV show is called VICE. Shane Smith, founder of VICE, had this to say:

“Is sending the Harlem Globetrotters and Dennis Rodman to the DPRK strange? In a word, yes. But finding common ground on the basketball court is a beautiful thing.”

Honestly what the fuck do they think is going to happen if Kim Jong Un attends the charity game. That he’ll suddenly stop being a sadistic fuck who wants to blow up the whole world? Yea prolly. If Dennis Rodman is our last hope in diplomacy with North Korea than America is a lot worse off than I ever imagined.


  1. […] couple days ago I wrote about how Rodman was visiting North Korea. Well he’s back in the states. And he had a couple outrageous claims to make upon his return. […]

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