Meteor Strikes Russia

Posted: February 15, 2013 by snipe in Actual News
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Welp. That should do it. Nice knowing everyone. Well, at least those of you that will be joining me in the depths of hell. I’m pretty sure my life decisions keep me out that place in the sky.

Since this is the end, I might as well let the world know my deepest secret. I didn’t know wiping from back to front was weird until 7th grade when we discussed it at the lunch table. I wrote “wipe the other way” on my palm and my life has never been the same.

 

Yours truly,

Dead snipe.

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