Best Jeopardy Contestant Of All Time

Posted: February 14, 2013 by woody in Fun
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This bro just became one of my new favorite people. Just doing the damn thing like you read about. You think he gives a flying fuck that he’s on jeopardy? Nope, he just strolls on up to the podium rocking the best afro since Oscar Gamble. Suit and tie? To quote the great Kendrick Lamar, “fuck daht”. And he still manages to just facial these fucking dweebs left and right. Oh whats that? A daily double? Yea I’ll just wager all of my fucking money because I’m a boss. And what a move that turned out to be. Kid goes into Final Jeopardy sitting real pretty. So when the question comes up, “On June 6, 1944, he said, “the eyes of the world are upon you”. Obviously the loser in the middle knows the answer. That kid has definitely never felt a boob. The squid on the left is equally as dorky, but still managed to get the answer wrong. He should probably just give up on life at this point. And on to my boy Leonard. With the fucking answer of the century. “Who is some guy from Normandy…..But I just won $75,000”. But how did he win? Because he didn’t wager a dime because he knew he already had it in the bag! What a genius! Trebek loves it, the crowd loves it, and I absolutely love it. Just goes to show you if your a fucking nerd who keeps his head in a textbook all day and plays World of Warcraft and jerks off to anime in your free time that you get absolutely nowhere in life. Leonard was the cool kid in 6th grade copping dome from 8th graders behind the dugout at recess not giving two fucks about school. And now he’s 75 grand richer. You know how much money that is to a kid his age? Like a billion dollars. Do the math.


Side note: Celebrity Jeopardy was easily the best thing SNL ever did. I don’t get to watch SNL much anymore because I’m usually blacked out somewhere when it comes on at midnight on a Saturday because I have a life, so I don’t know if they still do it, but I’m pretty sure they don’t. Will Ferrell needs to come back and host for two reasons: 1. Because he’s the funniest man in the world and 2. Because no one else on the planet can play a better Trebek than him. Not even Alex himself. Bring back Celebrity Jeopardy SNL. Bring it back.


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