Some UK Chick Scores A 161 On Her IQ Test

Posted: February 12, 2013 by woody in Actual News
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So “apparently” this 16 year old hoochie mama from the UK by the name of Lauren Marbe scored a 161 on her IQ test. I put “apparently” in quotations for a couple reasons. First of all, she’s a girl, and we all know that girl’s brains are half the size of guy’s brains. That’s a scientific fact. Like bigfoot, aliens, gravity, and the exact opposite of anything that Skip Bayless says regarding sports. Now, as if that’s not enough, she’s a fucking blonde. That mean’s you have to halve the size of her brain AGAIN. Like no offense sweetie, but there is literally a zero percent chance that you got a 161. Not even Einstein, who only basically invented the fucking NUCLEAR BOMB with his E=MC ^2, Steven Hawking, who I’m pretty sure invented the Universe, or Bill Gates, who has more money than God and put a computer in every home, tested that high on their IQ tests. The maximum score you can get on an IQ test if you’re under the age of 18 is a 162. So your trying to tell me this chick is 1 point away from being the smartest human being ever. HELLO! FUCKING DO SOMETHING MEANINGFUL THEN. Cure cancer, get us on mars, communicate with aliens, solve AIDS, put a taco bell in Africa so people can finally afford food….DO SOMETHING. That’s why I’m just not buying this story. Shame on news stations for reporting these ludicrous claims.

blondmeme

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