Michael Jordan Wants to Comeback?

Posted: February 12, 2013 by snipe in Sports
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Let me start by saying that I was the biggest Michael Jordan fan on earth when I was a little kid. Who wasn’t? Well there’s probably tons of kids that crushed Dungeons and Dragons and couldn’t pick MJ out of line of N’Sync members but if you’re one those kids you’ve probably already killed yourself. Everyone loved Jordan. There was nothing not to love. He was the poster boy for the entire sports world. He completely changed the game of basketball forever. Blah blah blah. That being said, in his life after being the best player in the world, Michael has made a complete ass out of himself time and time again. He is a TERRIBLE front office guy and that argument is started and ended with the sentence “With the first pick in the 2001 NBA Draft, the Washington Wizards select, Kwame Brown…” Now as the owner or whatever of the Bobcats they’ve won like 3 games in the last 8 years and now this rumor of a comeback is starting to circulate. Hey MJ, shut the fuck up! You’re 50 years old. You smoke like 4 cigars a day and gamble away insane amounts of money in Atlantic City and on every golf course from here to Hong Kong. Don’t give me this whole nonsense argument about he’s just a competitor and he needs to prove to himself he can still play. Fuck that. He’s an out of shape 50 year old man that should be concerned with figuring out why Bismack Biyumbo is on his team. Like seriously what person in their right mind would want to play in the NBA at age 50. You’re Michael Jordan dude. People are so brainwashed by how good you were that they still won’t admit that LeBron is more talented than you. You’re literally bulletproof. Just accept the fact that just like every single human being that has ever existed, you’re age has increased day by day, month by month, and year by year. It’s wild to think about, MJ. Who woulda thunk it?


USA Today:  “I wouldn’t doubt that in the right situation with a LeBron (James) on his team or with a Kobe (Bryant) on this team, he could get you about 10 or 11 points, come in and play 15-20 minutes,” Jamison said Friday, according to ESPNLosAngeles. “I wouldn’t doubt that at all, especially if he was in shape and injuries were prevented and things of that nature.”


What pisses me off the most about all of this bullshit is dickheads like Antawn Jamison saying “I think Michael could average double figures in the league right now.” Oh really? So you think that a 50 year old Michael Jordan is better than you? Like I get that Jamison is a Carolina guy and probably worships the ground MJ walks on but seriously, shut the fuck up. If I’m the Lakers I’m cutting Antawn Jamison today. Voiding his contract and telling him to go fuck himself because here we are paying you millions and you think Michael Jordans 50 year old acid washed jeans wearing self is STILL better than you. Jesus Christ man, have some self respect.




Further proof of how much of a dickhead Jordan has been since his retirement is his Hall of Fame speech. The guy just refuses to believe that he has gotten older and can never accept not being the best at everything ever. Sad really.



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