Monopoly adds cat as game piece.

Posted: February 6, 2013 by snipe in Fun
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CBS:  Scottie dog has a new nemesis in Monopoly after fans from more than 120 countries voted to add a cat token to the property trading board game, replacing the iron, toy maker Hasbro Inc. (HAS) announced Wednesday. It was the first time that fans have had a say on which of the eight tokens to add and which one to toss.

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Well, that should do it. Forget about the Mayans and the North Koreans and that global warming nonsense. This decision will go down as the single most responsible reason for the end of all mankind. Who the fuck likes cats? People who kill people.. That’s who. Honestly, I grew up next door to this lady who had like 11 cats and a couple years ago the news broke that she was cloning them and teaching them to spy on the entire neighborhood with secret cameras she implanted in them. Cats are good for nothing but evil. They smell like shit. They don’t have any interaction with humans other than looking at them with that satanic grin. Their entire existence is based on leaving the house all day and only coming back to drink milk and shit in a sandbox. I had a buddy growing up and his cat would bounce for like 4 days at a time and they’d think nothing of it. Like, yeah Congo will be back, don’t worry. Oh, I’m not worried bro. I’m way more worried about the fact you named your cat Congo and the only other thought is me getting the fuck out of your house before you turn me into a trench-coat.

The only positive that comes from this is that they got rid of the iron but it’s truly a tragedy that the helicopter wasn’t chosen. Like who the fuck in their right mind would rather be a cat than a fucking helicopter. Cat people are literally all that is wrong with this world and this is just further proof.

  1. Zhourelle says:

    You’re hilarious 😉

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