snipe’s bold prediction.

Posted: January 25, 2013 by snipe in Sports




In the spirit of it being Friday and me being awesome I decided to let everyone in on a little secret. Here’s the thing. I literally already know the answer to questions that haven’t even been asked yet. For example, the Miami Heat are going to win their second straight NBA Title. That is a fact. The Chicago Blackhawks are going to win Lord Stanley’s Cup. That is also a fact. Michigan is going to win the National Championship in men’s basketball. That is a fact.

Now, my last fact is the only one that is actually somewhat bold. Ever since the world found out that Tiger Woods was using porn stars to jerk off, people have been saying “Is Tiger back?” “Is he EVER going to win another major?” “He’ll never be as good as he was.” Anyone who has ever said anything of that nature is a complete fucking idiot and has no clue what they are talking about. Tiger being “back” and quarterbacks being “elite” are the two most idiotic debates in the history of sports. Of course Tiger isn’t going to be as good as he was. No one ever will. Ever. He was literally unbeatable. He won 4 straight majors. No one will ever come remotely close to what he did for as long as we live. That is a fact.

My problem with these people that say these thing is that they are dumb. I hate dumb people. Tiger took over a year off to deal with injury and porn star baby mama drama. He then came back the next year, won twice, two top-10s at majors, and only played in 10 tournaments. He didn’t play one full schedule’s worth of golf over a span of almost 2 full years. Well look what happened last year. He finally was back to himself. Played a full schedule. Got back to doing what Tiger does. Contend to win every fucking weekend. 4 wins, dominant at the Ryder Cup only to have 9 birdies overshadowed by Martin Kaymer going an absurd -12 on his own ball.

The point is. Tiger never left. He has been and will continue to be the best player on the planet. I don’t care how good Rory is or any of these other fucks. Tiger’s best is the best there is.

No one at their best is better than Tiger at his best. That is a fact. What is also a fact is that Tiger will win TWO MAJORS in 2013.

There you have it. The facts you need to know before you knew that there was a fact to be known. You’re welcome.





Oh, and if you happen to catch some of the Farmer’s Insurance Open, Tiger is leading and looking as fierce and dominate as ever.


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