would you rather poop a bowling ball or piss a marble?

Posted: January 16, 2013 by snipe in Would You Rather

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Another one of life’s most thought-provoking questions. I have literally gone sleepless for weeks at a time mulling over this and I still have absolutely no idea what the right answer is. On one hand you think to yourself, a marble really isn’t THAT big. But think about it in relation to the size of the average dickhole. I’m no scientist but I guarantee a marble is at least 2, maybe 3 thousand times the size of a dickhole. Easily. Have you ever spoken to someone that has passed kidney stones? They say it’s like the most excruciating pain known to man. And those things are BARELY visible to the naked eye, if at all. I’ll admit, at first I said piss a marble without even thinking about it. But the more I think about it, I have no fucking clue. Because once I went bowling and felt the actual size of a fucking bowling ball everything went right back to square one. Your asshole would be permanently stretched to 900 times the size it is right now and you’d probably shit uncontrollably without even knowing it for the rest of your life because your poohole is so wide that you can no longer feel when normal size poops come out anymore.

The choice is yours. It basically comes down to which part of your body are you more willing to have be stretched to unimaginable circumferences for the remainder of your days.

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