fuck jackie chan.

Posted: January 12, 2013 by snipe in Fun

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Washington Post –Host: America. Chan: The most corrupt in the world. Host: Really? Chan: Of course. Where does this Great Breakdown [financial crisis] come from? It started exactly from the world, the United States. When I was interviewed in the U.S., people asked me, I said the same thing. I said now that China has become strong, everyone is making an issue of China. If our own countrymen don’t support our country, who will support our country? We know our country has many problems. We [can] talk about it when the door is closed. To outsiders, [we should say] “our country is the best.”

Good one, Jackie. You think you can just play kissy dick Mr. Nice Guy with Chris Tucker for 10 years and everyone in America is gonna accept as one of our own? You’re CHINESE bro. Think about it for a second. Is there anything worse than being Chinese. Imagine having 2 billion identical twins. Now imagine trying to be happy knowing you’ll never succeed at anything because you were born into communism. Or you can just become a multi-millionaire off of American films where you choreographically beat up bad guys for 2 hours and then call us corrupt once you’re washed up and we no longer need you. Go cry to your twins bro! We don’t need you. Land of the free home of the brave. Go walk in perfectly synchronized lines with all your siblings you fucking idiot. Fuck you Jackie Chan.

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