pedophiles ruin it for everybody.

Posted: January 10, 2013 by snipe in Fun


HuffPo –

In order to discourage pedophiles, children competing in the Nude Olympics Jan. 20 at Maslin Beach near Adelaide, Australia, will have to wear bottoms, the Southern Times Messenger reports.

Police told organizers that kids should be clothed during events such as the sack race and treasure hunt to “deter any untoward behavior,” South Coast Sgt. Malcolm Marr said in the publication.

Unauthorized and suspicious photography will also be tightly monitored, organizer Debbie Pillar told the Messenger.

According to the Advertiser, the event is being revived for the first time since losing sponsorship in 2007. Pillar told the outlet that the event would help “raise awareness” of the nudist movement. Her husband said he hoped the Nude Olympics would attract thousands.

The couple’s Pilwarren nudist resort is sponsoring the Nude Olympics, which was first staged in 1983. Other children’s events, according to the resort site, include frisbee throwing, the three-legged race and water balloon throwing.

Call me a purist. Call me a man of the people. Call me whatever you want. But I am downright outraged. Imagine being a kid and your lifelong dream is to be the fastest naked three-legged racer this earth has ever seen? All you can do at night is stare at your ceiling and think about how little Mindy that lives three shacks down won’t fuck you unless you leave all the other little 12 year-old dicks limp in your dust. Maybe you were 11 in 2006 before the games went on hiatus but now you’re a fucking 17 year-old stallion and all you wanna do is show off your newly awesome cock for some smokeshows. I mean forgive me if I’m wrong but we are nothing without our aspirations. And if creepy old Aussies can’t keep it flaccid at the sight of some illegal dick and puss then they should be the ones to cover it up. Because ruining the lives of young people is not what the Olympics is all about. What a shame

Also, is “unauthorized and suspicious photography will also be tightly monitored” sneaky one of the funniest things ever said. Like you’re a photographer at the nude olympics, what exactly constitutes as suspicious? I guess literally getting 2 feet from some little kids cock would be borderline but other than that and forcing yourself on minors everything else is pretty much fair game. Let the kids live! Let the dicks and clits roam free! Australia for the motherfucking win.

snipe’s note: is there any chance this bro isn’t on top of every single podium? He might as well be king of Australia or whatever the fuck they have there:


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s